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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
They woke up.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
They woke up.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
They woke up.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park?
They woke up.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.